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The Fly Rips the Fly

“You’re sure you don’t want to come?” Jane begged one last time.

“Your history professor trashed us. Why do I want to go and listen to his ancient lecture? I have better thing to do here.” Elizabeth said absently while fixing the lips of the robofly. Her sister and she were sitting on the lawn at Oxford University.

“But Darcy’s so handsome! Six foot three, broad shoulders, darkest eyes, long eye lashes and lush dark wavy hair. If Charles isn’t my soul mate and Darcy’s his best friend, I’ll act like all other girls in the class, wearing see-through tops, push up bras and mini-skirts too.” Jane sighed. “And he’s not belittling scientists. He just said they should learn about the past in order to create a better future. In fact, I think he’s the hot for you.”

“Haha, you’re trying to be funny? And I don’t think learning how we had wars after wars will help us prevent another war. Damn! Caroline’s mouth is deformed.” Elizabeth flew down the electric drill in frustration.

“Oh Lizzy, you shouldn’t call your robofly Caroline! What if she heard you?”

“So what? Your soul mate’s sister is an annoying specimen. She fawns over rich men like a busy fly. See I even made the eyes with small circles in different shades of orange, exactly like how Caroline looks like when she wears her designer sunglasses. I think I’ll win the Inventor Competition and the ₤50,000. It will help Mary to pay for her grad school fee.”

“Ok, I’ll leave you with your invention. I’m meeting Charles first before I go to the lecture. You can still join me if you change your mind. It starts in about an hour’s time. See ya.” Jane gave Elizabeth a kiss on the cheek and left.

Elizabeth was happy to see her sister go. She was determined to make Caroline the Robofly’s lips to perfection and Jane was distracting her with this ancient thinking Mr. Darcy. The robofly was about palm size. Elizabeth put a lot of functionalities inside her small invention.  Caroline could fly, grab up things with her four legs and hummed like a fly. But the hairy mouth just didn’t seem to be right.

About half an hour later, Caroline the Robofly was ready for her first flight. Elizabeth turned the remote control on and flew the fly up.

“Yes!” She put up one hand in triumph. Caroline’s wings were quite steady and the humming sound was perfect. But after a few minutes of circling, Caroline the Robofly dropped altitude and crashed landed on a man passing by.

“Oh, sorry,” Elizabeth apologised as she rushed to the man’s side. But her eyes widened as she saw that Caroline’s crooked lips latched onto the fly of the trousers of the man! “Oh, sorry!” She reiterated again, raised her eyes to meet the stranger.

No, he was no stranger. He was Mr. Darcy! The history professor was scowling at her.

“What’s this?” He pointed to the palm sized fly on his fly.

“Caroline.” She blurted out.

“As in Charles’s sister?” His countenance turned black.

“No, it’s my invention. A robotic fly I named Caroline. Her mouth is deformed…I mean…it has some design problem.”

“I can see that.” He grabbed Caroline’s body and tried to pull her off. But her mouth grasped tight. “Can you remove her? I’ve a lecture in 45 minutes.”  

“Let me try.” Elizabeth tried to pull the robofly off but Caroline wouldn’t budge. Her shaking motions on his trousers made him hot and flustered. Darcy had known Elizabeth for six months, through his friend Charles Bingley. After the initial clash about historic and scientific importance, he found her smart and pretty. He had been itching to ask her out for a while. But now with her “stroking” the area close to his manhood, he feared that he would disgrace himself, in front of her and in the public lawn in the university. But what could he do? His lecture would be coming soon and Caroline had to go!

She seemed to notice the growing bulge under his trousers. She raised her eyes and gave him a darting glace, swallowed hard and then turned her attention to the remote control instead. Using the electric drill, she screwed open the control, moved some of the wiring around and then started Caroline up again.

With a screeching sound, Caroline the Robofly finally let go of Darcy’s trousers. But the corner of her mouth was hooked onto the fabric of his trousers. As she flew off awkardly, she ripped Darcy’s trousers open, right where his bulge was.

“Oh!” Elizabeth uttered.

He tried to untangle the fabric while smacking Caroline on the head to prevent her from flying off and pulling the entire front of his trousers off. But it was not until she had ripped off the majority of the fly and part of his underpants before she was struck down onto the ground.

“You kill Caroline!” She exclaimed.

“She split my pants!” He now had his hands covering his private part.

Elizabeth suddenly forgot about the demise of her invention and laughed out loud. Her laughter was infectious. A grin spread on his mouth and he finally picked up courage to say, “I’ll ring the office and ask them to take care of my lecture. You invented Caroline the Monster. I expect you to compensate me, hugely, at your place!”

Her eyes looked from his dimpled face, sparkling eyes to the impressive bulge he’s covering. Licking her lips, she had to agree with Jane. Perhaps Mr. Darcy the professor of ancient history was quite yummy and had the hot for her.

She took off her jacket, showing the halter top T-shirt inside. She was happy to hear him gasp.  “Tie it around your waist.” She said.

Then they held hands and ran back to her apartment.

Next morning, Darcy was woken up by the shrilling sound of Caroline the Robofly. The machine was seemingly malfunctioned. His hands instinctively went to protect his naked manhood. Elizabeth, who sat nude on the bed with the remote control, burst out laughing. “Caroline won’t bite your impressive asset any more. I’ve taken out her mouth.”

“Naughty!” Darcy scowled and pulled Elizabeth down on top of him. His mouth proceeded to kiss and bite every inch of her body.

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