Ok, this is not for the faint hearted, warning for extreme silliness. Obviously unbeta'ed. Thanks Paula, Linda, Wanda and Karina at FaceBook for giving me the plot bunnies.

Love, Suck and HMS

Once upon a time, vampires roamed the streets and sucked the blood out of men and women on earth. The two greatest clans of vampires came from Derbyshire and Kent. Their thirst for blood turned into an unofficial contest. The human race was nearly wiped out by their rivalry, until one day a truce was temporarily reached. Since then, human population was increased again by mixed marriages with vampires and cloning.

The blood thirsty creatures were also castrated and cloned to become suckones. They no longer drank blood. They now nursed for pleasure, in the Annual Sucking Competition, when their electronic halo which suppressed their urges was released. Or if they were lucky and found a partner whom they could feed their urges on, they could wear the halo less frequent and increase their life expectancy.

Suckones sponsored less wealthy planets to provide partners for their competitors. Men and women participated in the week long festival. Team members were tagged with bio devices to monitor their pleasure levels. The couple who scored the top marks would win and split the prize money.

“Commander Matlock, Spaceship Derbyshire will arrive on schedule at Planet Hertfordshire in 1800,” Colonel Richard Fitzwilliam reported.

“Good! And the position of SK?” Commander Andrew Matlock asked.

“Spaceship Kent is at 69x 88y 33z, Sir! About 0.05 light years away.”

“Wonderful! We’ll arrive ahead of SK and got the amazing opportunity of choosing first.”

“Should I send protocol signal to Hertfordshire now?”

“Yes.”

After meeting teams from Goulding House, Pulvis Lodges and Lucas Lodges, Matlock shook his head. He was in despair to find the right partners for his team.

“The next one of decent size is Longbourn, Sir!” Richard read the data on his s-pad.

“Put the Commander of Longbourn on.”

After a few seconds, a middle-aged woman with handsome feature appeared on the s-screen.

“You’re the Commander, madam?” Matlock was a bit unsure. She wore rather silly uniform in red and pink, not at all like the commander with entrants for a serious competition.

“Indeed Sir! I’m Mrs. Bennet. My husband past away last year and this is the first time Longbourn participates in the Annual Sucking Competition. With the generous funding from the Suckones, I’ve been training my girls very hard.”

Matlock’s eyes brightened up. He did not anticipate finding such a gem in this backwater Planet Hertfordshire. First time team partners always incite his suckone clan to perform. “I’ve three competitors this time. Colonel Fitzwilliam, my son, has 15 years experience. He specialises in toe indulgent. William Darcy, my nephew, is first time participant too. He prefers to keep his speciality confidential. Charles Bingley has three years experience. He specialises in lips worship.”

“Marvellous! I have five girls. All of them are of course first time participants. Come, girls! This is Jane, Lydia, Kitty and Mary. Where is Lizzy? That wild girl. I only train my girls to give men pleasure. They work with silicon men this last year, spending up to 6 hours a day on the training.”

Matlock looked at his team. Both Bingley and Richard had their eyes fixed on Jane. Darcy looked distant and uninterested. Well, finally two out of three, not bad. “Mrs. Bennet, expect us in 1824.”

“You do us great honour, Commander Matlock!” Mrs. Bennet exclaimed, hugging and laughing with Lydia and Kitty.

Richard switched off the communication and said, “Jane Bennet is exceptionally pretty.”

“She smiles too much,” Darcy said. “This Lizzy Bennet is perhaps too plain to incite my pleasure. That's why she's hiding.”

“You amaze me, Darcy. All the Bennet ladies are very pretty. And this Jane is angelic!” Bingley argued. “Can I partner with her?”

“But I’ve my eyes on her first!” Richard said.

Matlock jumped in. “Richard, you know the rule. The least experienced suckone has first choice to choose. So Darcy first, then Bingley and you’re the last.”

“Bloody unfair rule!” Richard swore.

“Not at all,” Matlock said. “First timers need someone who can incite them to perform best. You are so experienced that you probably can perform at reasonable level even without your partner’s stimulation.”

“I know, just bloody annoying rule!” Richard said again.

“You won’t be in my way?” Bingley turned to ask Darcy.

“Go for her.” Darcy replied. He might have to settle with the next beauty, Kitty Bennet. But she didn’t look intelligent. It could be quite a bore to spend a whole week with her. If it weren’t for his sister Georgiana, he wouldn’t enter this year’s competition. She urged him to get married, to find the right partner who could make his life more balanced. Now he regretted entering it. They had been to over 20 sponsored planets but no woman seemed to be able to stir his urges. In fact, he wasn’t too sure if he just had one urge or he had more, as he had his electronic halo fitted very young because of his exceptional high level of hormone. That was why he asked Uncle Matlock not to talk about his urges to partners.

Twenty four minutes later, Spaceship Derbyshire docked at Longbourn. This time Mrs. Bennet had all of her five daughters in the receiving line. Darcy felt the eyes of Lizzy Bennet on him the minute he walked down the plank. Her eyes were sparkled with fire. Her mouth held in a thin line and she folded her arms across her chest, giving him a death glare.

What did I do to earn such a reception? Darcy thought. But his eyes were pulled to her chest. He could see that she had the nicest pair of breasts he had seen so far. Suddenly he could feel the urge to drink her essence attacking him. He raised his hand to touch the halo. It was comforting to know that it was firmly in place, or he might tear open the green body suit of this Lizzy and started suckling her nipples in front of every one.

“Welcome to Longbourn, Commander Matlock,” Mrs. Bennet said cheerfully. “You met all my girls, except Elizabeth.”

Elizabeth gave the men a nod. Her eyes still fixed on Darcy.

“Let’s go in and have some tea.” Mrs. Bennet said.

The visitors agreed. When Darcy turned to follow his uncle, Richard pulled him aside. “I want to partner with this Elizabeth. She looks hot.”

“Sorry, Richard. I get to choose first and she stirs my urges.” Darcy said honestly. After meeting her, there was no way he could settle with any of her sisters.

“Bloody! I’m always left with the less attractive ones.”

“15 less attractive ones comparing to my only one?”

“True, there were some great beauties in the past years. But I just didn’t want to tie to any of them yet.” Richard clapped his cousin’s shoulders. “OK, let’s go and get the competition going. I’ll partner with Kitty. We may beat Kent this time, with lacklustre competitors Collins, Anne and Wickham on their team.”

During tea, Richard sat next to Elizabeth and chatted with her. They laughed and debated animatedly. Darcy sat at the other end of the room, observing them with curious interest.

Once the tea was over, Matlock got down to business. “Darcy as the first timer will start the choosing.”

Darcy stood up and bowed to Mrs. Bennet. “I’ll partner with Miss Elizabeth Bennet.”

The women were surprised, especially Lizzy herself. “I thought you said I was perhaps too plain to incite your interest?” She blurted out.

The men looked at each other. “Oh, I didn’t shut down the communication properly?” Richard asked.

“Yes, we heard both Mr. Bingley and you wanted to partner with Jane,” Lydia said to Colonel Fitzwilliam, with a pout.

Darcy understood why Elizabeth was glaring at him all this time. Her fiery response to his speculation sparked his urges further. He walked purposefully toward her and gave her a bow, before picking her up and throwing her over his shoulders. “Uncle, I will go to Austen Arena now.” He then touched the s-watch on his wrist and had Elizabeth and himself beamed to the underground competition area.

“Put me down!” Elizabeth beat his back with her hands. “There’s no need for such caveman tactic. I can walk!”

Darcy felt the urge increasing in exponential intensity. He looked at the various doors in the underground passage and selected Eden Garden quickly. Once he pushed the door shut, he put Elizabeth down. They were scanned and electronic monitors were tagged onto their ankles.

“I’m sorry about the speculation you overhead.” Darcy apologised. “May I take off my halo now?”

“You didn’t even bother to speak one word with me just now and you want to get right into the competition. Are you desperate for the prize money?” She gave him another glare before walking inside Eden and sat on a bench there, among a field of wild lavender.

Darcy took in a deep breath to calm his urges. He walked near her and explained. “You stirred my urges. I didn’t dare to come too near you just now, in case I started worshiping you right in front of everyone.”

She looked at him with bright eyes. Her head was cranked to a side, assessing him. “What’re your urges?”

“Your beautiful breasts.” He kneeled down before her and put his arms on her waist. Her eyes widened and her spine straightened, pushing her chest nearer to him. He drew his head near and started suckling her nipples through her body suit.

Even through the thick fabric, Elizabeth could feel his talented tongue playing with her nipples. She didn’t expect this handsome man to partner her. In fact she was thinking she might partner with Colonel Fitzwilliam and had her toes up for expert treatment instead.

But now, this broody William Darcy was giving her indescribable pleasure even with his halo on. She couldn’t imagine how the week would end. Could she forgive his arrogant remarks? But she couldn’t think anymore. His sucking was her undoing. Closing her eyes, she felt her heading falling backward, pushing her breasts to him. She could feel tingling in her skin and body, wetness in her legs. Her hands tore at his hair helplessly.

It didn’t take long for her to reach her first ever climax. When she laid limp on the bench, he stood up to pick her up and walked deeper into Eden, where he came to a pond by a slow dripping water fall.

He lay her down by the pond and unzipped her body suit. She opened her eyes and looked at him.

“May I take off the halo?” Darcy requested again, his voice shook with needs.

Elizabeth bit her lips and took pity on him. After all, it’s just for the competition. “Let me.” She raised her hands. He lowered his head and allowed her to unhook it. Once it was off, he could no longer suppress his urges. His hands cupped and squeezed her pert breasts, shaping them to peaks as his tongue and lips licked and laved her nipples to rocks. He started sucking them hard for like eternity. She was pushed to climax one after another.

After almost an hour of intense activities, he finally stopped and asked for permission to further undress her.

Her already crimson face turned further red. “Why did you want me nude?”

“I want to see if I have other urges…” He eyes ran down her body. He was absolutely sure he wanted to suck her pussy.

“You take off your body suit too. I want to see you as well.” She said. “After all, it’s only fair.”

He complied readily. In fact the body suit had been straining his arousal for too long.

“You look very different from the silicon inflatable.” Elizabeth commented.

“How?”

“You’re larger.” Her hands touched his shaft involuntarily. “Oh, you’re hot and velvety, not rubbery at all!”

Darcy sucked in a deep breath. She didn’t ask for permission but lowered her head to suck his cock. His aroused manhood grew larger still, filling her mouth. She used her tongue to touch his skin and sucking hard. He grabbed the grass tight and thrust his hips up and down. Her tongue, lips and mouth were so well trained that it didn’t take her long to push him off the edge. He groaned out loud and trembled in ecstasy for a long time.

“Did you like it?” Elizabeth asked.

Darcy wiped the sweat from his brows and pulled her to lie on top of him. “I can’t describe the pleasure. You suck so well. Do you have any genes from suckones?”

“Not as far as we know. But my sisters and I spent hours learning it in the past year. It’ll be a sham if I can’t give you pleasure.”

He looked at her fine eyes and felt himself truly connected with her. Pushing her body suit down, his hands explored her mountains and valleys.

“May I have sex with you?” He asked.

“Why do you want to do that? We don’t need to do that to win the competition.”

“I want to be inside you when I suckle your nipples. The pleasure will double.” The intensity of his eyes and voice gave her shiver. She nodded.

He turned to lie on top of her, starting the sucking ritual of her lovely full breasts. None of areoles, the skin and the muscle were left unexplored. When she reached her climax again this time, he pushed his thick cock into her hot and wet pussy. He was big, firm and impressive, touching her virgin core with hard and fast thrusts. She moaned on and on. Her hands dug into his back as he pounded into her again and again, while continuing to suckle her nipples. Waves and waves of pleasure attacked her body, until he reached his peak and they tasted heaven together.

Darcy and Elizabeth spent a week of incredible time together. Learning and getting to know each other. Darcy confirmed that he didn’t just have urges to worship nipples, but for her pussy too. By the time the competition finished, he persuaded her to visit him at Pemberley, his planet. And it didn’t take him long to get her marry him, to help him relieve his urges for the rest of his long life. Of course, Team Derbyshire won that year, with massive scores.

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